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Everybody is here! Well everyone so far. Maybe even people you haven't noticed yet. Do you notice them now? They've noticed you 👀For a limited time, we also have a version featuring Gooseworx's signature, available while stocks last.Design by Nelnal @nelnalium. 

Do not feel any embarrassment when wearing your Maid Jax T-Shirt. Embarrassment is for Jax, and look what happened to him (he got put on a t-shirt).Designed by: Mosspuppie and Latticha L ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width XS 27" 16"...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after January 31 will begin shipping in late March.Jax in a maid outfit. We didn't ask for this - it's just democracy manifest.Design by Mosspuppie.

The Maid Jax pin, for when you want to display that blushing bunny but also be a little discreet The Maid Jax pin comes with a swinging feature allowing you to swish his skirt! He hates it!Designed by: MosspuppiePackage Design by: Angelica Zhang

Tea time with Jax: comes with a mug, a coaster, and an overwhelming sense of regret.Design by Courtney Brenek and Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

We're just going to put this Maid Jax animatez here, nice and slow. Whatever you do with it is your business, we're not here to judge.Designed by: Courtney BrenekPackaging by: MosspuppieNote: The black areas of his dress are flocked!

Note: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Sizes L will begin shipping in late April.A dream jacket for a dream job on a dream planet in a dream park. The M7 Jacket is perfect for keeping warm and toughing it out as...

If you get one of these pins, you can be just like Lizzy: popular, cool, and covered in metal.

Do you want to feel like you're on Park Planet? Well with this vintage-style Knights of Guinevere Tote Bag, you can feel like you're on a shopping spree on the happiest place in the galaxy. Just don't pay attention to what the sticker inside...

Celebrate the historic release of Glitch's first 2D show with this meticulously illustrated and deeply haunting Knights of Guinevere Poster.For a limited time, you can also buy a version with the printed signatures of the creators of the show, Dana Terrace, John Bailey Owen,...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 22 will begin shipping in mid April.  It's just Kinger catching a butterfly on a cute tote bag guys, no emotional trauma attached to this at all....Design by Mosspuppie.

A Kinger plush!! In the fetal position! Copy the pose next to him in the dark and you can both be alone - together!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls. MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric. Size12" × 5.5" × 7.5" (Height, Width, Depth). ShippingThis item is...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 25 will begin shipping in early May.Be kind and pin the baby on your bag and take him to a gameshow!Design by Josh Palmer @zeurel.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 23 will begin shipping in mid April.  Will this Kinger Pillow Plush bring you comfort? Perhaps. After all, he is very soft and filled with fatherly wisdom/empty thoughts.Designed by: Latticha L and Dylanwildo

Did you ever mug want that awesome look drink Kinger dad the step? Well dad pick today buy the mug!Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica ZhangPackage design by: Star Liu

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made before March 25 will begin shipping in mid-May. Orders made after March 25 will begin shipping in late-May.Fatherly energy with a dash of questionable stability creates surprisingly warm comforting lighting. Note: Images shown are prototype. Actual...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 6 will begin shipping in mid April.Protect this lil' baby plush, take him everywhere with you and don't let him out of your sight or he will cry.Design by Mosspuppie.

Note: This item is currently on pre-order and is scheduled to ship in mid-May.Who asked for all these Kingers? Why asked for all these Kingers? And most importantly, how asked for all these Kingers??Anyway, inside this box is a randomly picked keychain pendant featuring...

Kinger is holding onto his head for a very important reason....and that reason is that we forgor.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

Here's the Kinger Acrylic Keychain! He’s experiencing the eternal void of chasing memories that are slipping further away every second. And also a butterfly.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang