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Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made before March 23rd are expected to ship mid-May. Orders made after March 23rd are expected to ship in late June.A two keychain plushie set of a happy couple with magnetised hands so that they can never...

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height, Width, Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures, he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs) and Dylan Langmaid (@dylanwilldo)

A Ken pin that you can wear and feel like you have a proud, protective, glowing father figure watching over you. Collect all four glow in the dark pins to complete your Smiling Dead set!Designed by Courtney Brenek and Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Ahhh Ken the Butcher..oh no you have a mysterious red substance all over you!! But don't worry, at least you still have that pretty smile...some say it glows in the dark.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten...

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well, he's still smaller than the real Jax, but he's like, larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again, Jax himself isn't real, or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs, because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements.Designed by: Latticha L

Bless the well-made quality assured durability of JC Jenson! This pen even comes with free onboarding pamphlet to indoctrinate prepare you for a life of corporate servitude. How generous!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.DetailsInk Color: Black

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death, eldritch nightmares, and a free name badge!

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after 14th December will begin shipping in late-March.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all, who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 25 will begin shipping in late May. Okay we're going to admit, we don't know why we made these. And there's two of them in there so...I dunno I guess you show twice as many...

It’s Jax! And he’s laughing! But at what? Is it you? You’ll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Jax pin just lounging around watching funny things happen to people.Design by Josh Palmer @zeurel.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 7 will begin shipping in mid April.Small enough to hang on your bag, but still big enough to ruin your self esteem.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Ever wanted to crawl inside Jax's skin and see what it's like to be him? Well now you can do the legal version of that and wear this super fluffy Jax jacket!Designed by: Latticha L Measurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length...

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest.  Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...

Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer, as you let the Jax Bag do that for you, as well as carry all your stuff! Product design by Daemerys of ....

We're just going to leave the Jax Animatez here. Whatever you do with him after purchasing is none of our business...Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk.

The Jax acrylic keychain - perfect for capturing the raw fear of man versus vegetable.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang